Faux Lobster Rolls: Less hassle, less cash, less fat

Faux"lobster" rolls.
Peggy Lampman | Contributor

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Last month it seemed every time I picked up the recipe section of the Times Magazine, it featured lobster in some guise. Lobster rolls in particular make my taste buds prickle, but lobster is pricy in these parts, and it takes a lot of effort to yield enough lobster meat for an authentic lobster roll.
So here's my blatant, no apologies, rip-off of this classic New England sandwich. I brought it to a "Girl's Night" party; the salad in one container and lettuce leaves washed and ready for stuffing in another. I designed the rolls to suit my needs for less fat, less cash and less hassle.

Langostino Tails
Peggy Lampman | Contributor
I used a package of langostino tails, which have a meaty-lobsterish taste and texture, which I purchased in the frozen seafood department at Trader Joe's.
According to Wikipedia,"... Langostino is a Spanish word with different meanings in different areas. In America, it is commonly used in the restaurant trade to refer to the meat of the squat lobster, which is neither a true lobster nor a prawn. It is more closely related to porcelain crabs and hermit crabs."
Whatever its meaning, langostino was good in this recipe. I imagine the salad would be really good in a toasted and buttered big, fat bun!
Yield: Enough salad to stuff appx.12 leaves
Time: 15 minutes
Ingredients
1 (12 ounce) package frozen Langostino Tails, thawed* or 1 3/4 cup chopped lobster or
shrimp
3/4 cup mayonnaise, homemade or Hellman’s preferred (reduced fat is fine)
1/2 tablespoon lemon zest
2 tablespoons lemon juice
1 tablespoon fresh chopped tarragon
2 tablespoons snipped chives
1/2-1 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
1/4 teaspoon seafood seasoning, such as Old Bay
10-16 sturdy romaine or endive leaves, washed
Directions
1. Combine mayonnaise, lemon zest, juice, tarragon, chives, black pepper and seafood seasoning.
2. Pat dry thawed langostino tails to remove excess water. Stir into dressing and season to taste with kosher salt. Place in decorative bowl with lettuce wedges on the side for stuffing.
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Comments
Macabre Sunset
Wed, Sep 14, 2011 : 7:31 p.m.
I like Pop Tarts, particularly Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop Tarts. But they are fattening. So I have developed a recipe for Faux Pop Tarts: One celery stick. So far, I'm not convinced it works. But I think in time, I will embrace my Faux Pop Tart recipe and share it with the world (if not Kellogg's).