Articles tagged: humor

column: Caelyn - Birth of a granddaughter is perfect time to exact retribution on my son

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Posted: Apr 26, 2012

My new granddaughter was born last night. Now, a lot of things can happen to you that are really great; finding a $20 bill in the pocket of a jacket you haven't worn in a ... Read more »

column: A few words to all you movers and shakers

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Posted: Jan 12, 2012

As we stumble headlong into 2012, which as we all know will be the year during which the Mayan god Quetzalcoatl is going to turn all of us humans into little puddles of smoldering slag, ... Read more »

column: A perfect Christmas Day

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Posted: Dec 25, 2011

6:15 a.m. - The bedroom door swings open and Todd Junior launches himself onto the bed screaming, “Mom! Dad! Wake Up! IT’S CHRISTMAS!” Dad, who was assembling and wrapping toys until twenty minutes ago, can’t open ... Read more »

column: It's Christmas Eve! Is this your chafing dish?

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Posted: Dec 24, 2011

Dodge pulls into the driveway at Grandma’s House. Mom, Dad, Todd Junior and little Susie are all quivering with anticipation and full bladders as they limp up the driveway, trying to stamp a little blood ... Read more »

column: Confessions of a Christmas music junkie

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Posted: Dec 23, 2011

Silent night. Holy night. Only it's not really all that silent, is it? Aren't we actually making all sorts of racket about this alleged "Silent Night" instead of enjoying the silence of it? Could this ... Read more »